JOKE TIME

Several men were sitting around bragging about how smart their dogs are. “My dog is so smart,” said the first one, “that I can send him out to the store for eggs. He sniffs around the boxes and refuses to accept any boxes unless they are fresh.”

            “My dog is so smart,” said the second man, “that he goes out for cigars, and he always comes home with my favorite brand.”

            The two men turned to a third man who had been sitting quietly. “Have you ever heard of any dog that is as smart as ours?” asked the first man.

           
“Well, only one dog, mine.” “How is that?” “My dog runs the store where your dogs go shopping.”

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